And her name was Aleisar d'Pharlain..

So, lying sack of shit disappeared.
Bitch didn't jack anything so I guess it's more good riddance than anything.
She still knows a little too much about what happened in the Cogs regarding Merrix d'Canith's warforged/homunculus. If she becomes a threat, I will take the warforged and hunt her down.

So after basically mooching off of Evan for like a week - a wondrous week of big comfy beds and amazing food - We realize that we've lost track of Evan...... Which is disturbing considering his backdoor lover just got his throat slit and he's obviously pretty upset... But we (709) ask his wife... She rolls her eyes and explains that he's taking care of things for his upcoming party.

Party?

I wasn't invited to a party?

This hasn't happened since..

Since...

Ever.

/wrists

But then 709 asked about the party and Evan's wife was more than excited to invite us.. I guess she didn't think that we would want to attend a party with "everyone who is anyone" in Sharn.

That's an honest mistake.

But she's putting us up and she's feeding us. I'm not going to question it. PLUS I GET TO DRESS UP!
Which
I mean
I guess it's not that special.
But I have way better costumes than most of the people there.
Because. You know. I can be most of the people there.
I wonder if there will be a costume contest.
I wonder if that would be considered cheating.
Hmm.

I'm thinking something vaguely slutty.... Or possibly overtly slutty.

Maybe I can hook up with the nice boy from the House Tharashk...

That would make two houses in a week. Teehee! :]

Not to mention connections in high places.

Ughh so we had to do work for the party.

We had to track down a shipment of MIA party favors.. and then we discovered an airship pilot who was AWOL and we were all like WTF and there was general LOL.


So we had to take a train to Wroat.. Which uh... Turned out to be pretty eventful.

There was this girl, right?
And everyone was like "Dude, Ru, go talk to her. Do it." So I did. There was general flirtation, and then she told me she had her own room in the sleeper car........... I'm pretty sure the others heard our conversation, and I'm sure it's no mystery to anyone (Except 709) what happened. Especially after I returned.. disheveled, to say the least. Her name was Aleisar d'Pharlain. And yes, I will be lording that over my good friend Drusilla D'THURANNI
Especially since she gave me this really awesome dragonmark shaped necklace of AWESOME which says I'm allowed to stay with any d'Pharlain house. God that was amazing. 40 minutes of bliss. There is a REASON I'm not a man most of the time. THE REASON?! 8 TIMES IN 40 MINUTES. THAT'S WHY BITCHES. Girl is a freak, man. If I ever happen into Ardev, I'm looking her up.

Oi.. So. After that.. I was.. Sore.
So I decided the cart was a better choice than the horse...
The cart.
With 709.
The one who doesn't understand sex.
The one who wanted to know where I went while I was talking with the elf.
The one who asked why I was limping.
Ughh.. HOW DO YOU PROPERLY EXPLAIN SEX TO SOMEONE WHO CAN'T HAVE IT?!
It's like explaining it to the gnome who could have it but probably never will.
And if he does he'll cry after.


So then there was a random earthquake. Those are never good. Especially when it's only three spots that quake. Turns out there were these Ankhegs that didn't want us in their "bidness" and tried to eat us.

Sadly, for them, we're pretty badass.
They died, we got money for their carcasses.

And..
So we get to where we're going.
And bitch ass wasn't there.
Anger.

Sleepy time now.

~Thaliana

P.S. Dru
I got laid.

By D'Pharlain.